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Tips and Tricks: Not to Fall Asleep in the Class


Sitting in a classroom and listening to a lecture, sometimes, causes a boredom and sleepiness, moreover if the lecture is so damn uninteresting and dull. Yet sometime, because of a long night of partying, studying, dating, or being plain old tired, we usually fall asleep during the class.

I always experience this case; feel extremely sleepy in almost every single class I have!

My earliest class starts at sharply 7 am. Then, 10 am and 13.30 respectively. So, no wonder if occasionally I miss my morning class due to oversleeping. Even if I can successfully make it, sleepiness is hardly to avoid in the class. Often times, I find my chair and desk to be just right for a quick extra slumber and siesta during the lecture.
As my preventive action, sipping a cup of coffee in the morning is quite helpful. But again, it sometimes keeps me awake and fresh, but sometimes not. Maybe the coffee is not strong enough or whatever, have no idea…! But it’s rather hard to have coffee time in the morning before my 7a.m class, moreover if I fail to get up early.
Also, I always prevent myself to have a heavy breakfast or over eat before the class as it can just make me want to curl up like a cat and sleep all day in the class. Two slice of fried banana is my favorite breakfast before going to uni.


If my eyes cannot be compromised, most of the time, I always ask my friends who sit next to me to punch or tap my shoulder if I fall asleep little bit deep and take an adventure in dreamland. Yet it sometimes works, but sometimes not. They just take the opportunity to punch and to hurt me!

Another thing that I usually do when I am in the class is grabbing my cell phone and start facebooking! But you really need to be smart to deceive your teacher/lecturer with this. Prentending to take a note with neck bent and head over the chest is a good way to keep liking, commenting, and updating status in facebook! I find that this is the best way so far to divert your mind from sleeping. Yet we need to be careful and formulate good strategies designed to keep the lecturer from catching you hitting the daytime hay.

Need more tips? Here I wrap up some ideas from my friends through facebook on how not to fall asleep in the class. You might find some helpful tips, but you might think that the rest is just crap. You can sort it out by yourself. Here you go….!!!
  • Ask questionsss!! A looooottt of question. For instance, ask to urself "Siapa saya? Dimana saya? Kalian siapa? Apa yg saya lakukan?" (Dhian Ardhini Hapsari)
  • Make a conversation to another student in the class... *lol (Pambudi Wardhani)
  • Just learn 2 sleep with ur eyes open then... it helps some times... ƗƗɐƗƗɐƗƗɐ"̮... (Aisa Winnie)
  • I just sleep..........^^^^^*thats the best way ever(for me) (Jasmine Minji Eom)
  • Promise that if you fall asleep in the class, you will treat Muhtad Fadli. It’s easy, right? (Muhtad Fadli)
  • Nonton bokep 5 detik! awas kalo nagih! wakakak.... (Watch porn for 5 sec!) (Metta Dian)
  • Coffee!!!! (Torsten de Vries)
  • Every 20 mins, change your seat position or ask question to your lecture (Indra Yudanto)
  • Drink some energy drink.. it won't let you sleep (Helen Avel))
  • Put knife on your neck,hhi (Ifti Wulansari)
  • I have just the best tip.... simply dont go to your class and enjoy your sleep in your bed.....hahahhahaha :P (Panos Katsiadramis)
  • Slap your own face... hardly.. i did it, really... (Arif Rahman)

Interesting tips, right?


Watching porn video for 5 seconds -advised by Metta Dian- sounds brilliant idea though with a high risk. Or, as suggested by Ifti Wulansari about putting knife on your neck so you won’t bend your neck down and sleep. You guys have to try them out and prove that it works.

For those who have other tips, please feel free to add more….!!!! And for those who have the same problem with me, Happy Trying !!!

4 testimonial(s):

Uzlah said...

nyahahahhahah,,, my idea is brilliant! i would suggest seriously now, drinking redbull is helping. But it's waaaaaay too much expensive

@Ma2t0 said...

Aaaaah.. Mb Ifti aneh-aneh wae sarannya!!!

Unknown said...

Namaku tu Dian Ardhini Hapsari. Bukan Dhian. :D

@Ma2t0 said...

Hehehe..Maap mb Dian Ardhini Hapsari! Perlu dieditin gak???
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